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vvant:

advice for having the best life ever:

  1. dont have a crush

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(Source: mycroft-holmes-approves, via b00tysensation)

tupacabra:

*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night

(via t-e-a-s-3-r)

(Source: nicconoh, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:

dt-rex:

jaredhower:

my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional

Why is this so fucking accurate 

(Source: isaacedlahey, via livsliv)

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

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